IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE MEMORIES IM GOING TO KEEP ALL MY LIFE EVEN WHEN IM 85 I WILL REMEMBER THAT I SPENT MY TEEN YEARS ON A LAPTOP READING GAY FAN FICTION ABOUT ACTORS THAT WILL HAVE ALREADY PASSED ON BY THAT TIME AND I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER ALL THESE DUMB FACTS ABOUT THIS DUMB SHOW FUCK I NEED A MINUTE
In France, you can marry a dead person.
Tupac never won a grammy, and actually received more awards after his death.
Matt Le Blanc was down to his last $11 when he landed his role on ‘Friends.’
Kate Winslet, who played Rose in Titanic, hates the song “My Heart Will Go On,” and said it…
592. At muggle schools where there are multiple teachers who are aware of the existence of magic, the teachers make bets on which students won’t come back after they turn 11.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between